Seafood

I'm talking on the phone with my mum, and we get to the topic of seafood. I mention that I never quite liked it, in fact, i tried avoiding anything "squishy" for the most part.

Me: yea, you wanna know why?
Mum: You're auntie's persistence of you eating the squid she made.
Me: YEA! HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!!!

then i hang up and i get thinking, did she know this WHOLE time and never chose to rescue me??? How messed up is that! I was a mere child on the verge of choking on those rubbery things! That's when I conjured up the brilliant idea of putting things in my mouth, chewing it, then excusing myself to the restroom and spitting it in the trashcan.

I got a new pet

This is Tiberius.
His full name is actually "Tiberius the Great."


He is a lion.