Boy She Sure Is a Champ

She said, "Look! I yam a reverse vampire!"

Adventures of Metal Mouth Day 1

Here's a good start to the morning.

this morning i woke up next to the wall. Disoriented, i turned left and smash my face right into the wall, cutting my lip with my teeth.
I touched my mouth, a little blood on my fingers, squinted at the clock "6am." mmM, went back to bed. now i have a little red scar.

on to the braces.

well, i thought i was just getting the brackets(square things) in today not the wires, but my ortho decided to put em in. so that was a surprise.

by night time, i could not chew.
i was starfing when i got home so i prepared a bowl of cheerios and soymilk, got a regular spoonful and served my mouth to notice chewing them felt like chewing rocks. *spits cheerios back into bowl*

i had to soak those whole grain lifesavers in their soup for 10 minutes and then smash them with my tongue and swallow them for dinner like any elegant lady would. i then ate a slice of cheese and gave up.



anyway, without further ado, here is my new matchmaking picture!